Pittsburgh Fans

This is just Classic!

Daddy with baby

Here I am making a happy face and feeding my little Jasmine

more cousin time

Sup

I'm a baby and even I know Michigan still stinks!

Slammin one down

When the Tigers lost to the Indians, Dawn got back to my house and was thirsty. The famous rule came into play, if its free don't complain. But it was the most watered down Root beer I have ever had. I appreciate my wife making an effort and getting it for us, but I doubt she will again.

Minnie-N-Trev

Here are the cousins just chillin

Real Men of Genius..Michigan Fan

Bud Light Presents - Real Men of Genius..Michigan Fan

I can hear the music playing in the background.......
"Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius"

(Reaaaaal Men Of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan.

(Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaaan!)

Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly
high preseason ranking.

(Clutching at straws!)

Season after season, year after year, you scramble to make futile
attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly
inferior opponent.

(How'd Northwestern score fifty fouuuuuur?)

Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National
Championships won 40 years before you were born.

(Those were the daaaaaays!)

You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as
though that is relevant to the current season.

(Been playing since the 1870s!)

Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrivals in the regular season
finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent
with striking ease.

(We'll win by thirteeeeeeey!)

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take
comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back
to number three when the preseason polls come out next year.

(Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan!)

hard day working at home!

Jasmine Pretending to be daddy

NO MILK!

No milk or soy products for Angel or Jasmine. What a scary way to find out that your daughter is allergic to dairy. All is good on the home front now.

Today at @ 12:15am we went to go change Jasmines diaper. While we were changing her she pooped a very bloody poop. Not ever seen this before but knowing enough that its not normal we called the doctor. She asked us a couple of questions like are we sure its blood...blah blah blah...then she said take her the emergency room. The when we did see the doctor he looked at the diaper and said, are you sure this is blood, did anyone test it. Like I would waste my time the jerk. So while he was "examining her" or trying to make me look like a donkey, she gave just a little squirt of blood. They then ran tests and everything came back great. But just to be on the safe side and charge my insurance as much as possible the called another hospital from downtown to send a transport to take her there overnight for further observation.

Baby is here!

On the way!

Its just after 6 am and we are leaving to go to have the baby...HERE COMES JASMINE!

Be a Witness

This man is!

Ahhh!

So Detroit, How does it feel to know that Cleveland Owns you? Look at the princess shy away from James

MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!

I'm gonna be a DADDY!

I finally passed the test!

Fall is Here...

Here are some pictures of the girls...and for a "Smashing" good time check this out www.michigansux.com .

Okay, I'll post.

So this is whats new over the past month or so...

Our soccer team lost the toilet bowl game (the playoff game to see who is the worst team in the league) and we lost. So I did what every one would do...I hired the other teams best player. Next time we play, he will be on our team. The browns have been a dissapointment, but we just ( look, I said we like I have anything to do with it) fired the OC and promoted the OL coach. I'm hoping to see a big turnaround when I go to the game on Sunday. Right now its 9:10 am AMSS!.

I haven't been feeling well lately, its that annual cough I get...you know, the one where snot runs down your thoat all night then you cough it up all day. great stuff...It even gets me out of the occasional house chores. The dogs are good, foxy is fat little sis is little. For some reason both dogs love to go bark at raymond, maybe its because he is outside all day picking up little pebbles in the street, he is almost to the end. The dogs just woke angel up....hahaha.

According to the official counter...Today is Friday, October 27, 2006 and Michigan STILL SUX! It's been 342 days since OSU last kicked Michigan butt, and 22 days until we do it again. Which means I turn 27 in 22 Days...I'm getting old, Dawn, tell me how that feels please...lol

I have the Best Grandpas in the world...One of them has money and he can be a financial blessing to others, and he has been. (of course I'm paying for that blessing for the next 27 years) J/K

Okay, time to go and watch TV..

Catch-Up

I'm typing with my left hanf and dont feel like goinh back to correvt mistajes...and i'm not from pittspuke and i do have an education.

Our soccer team won its first game last night, I think i sprainrd my elbow...it hurtd so i have it in a sling.

I'm still trying to save money to send to Brasil, so we can get Angels famiy to come over for a year(they are needed to help complete my 5 year plan)

Grandma is not doing well, its sad to think about how quick a life can change its course...even from a few months ago.

i'm not in the mood to type anymore

The salesman

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Missouri."Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.After the store was locked up, the boss came down "How many sales did you make today?" The kid says "one". The boss says "Just one?! Our sales people average 20 to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.65".The boss says "$101,237.65?" What the heck did you sell? The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife and I said, Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."